i_heart_john (i_heart_john) wrote in absurdword,
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look!!!one i can do poetry too!!!1

One day, after many long hours of eating my own arm, I then proceeded to take a shit on a rainbow. The rainbow did not like it, but I shit on it anyway, and it then decided it liked me. After we fucked, the rainbow became pregnant and had a half human, half rainbow offspring which I named Shitface part seven. Then I died.
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